The ticket Nazi
Unloved; her fearsome justice
These seats are not yours
White rental sedan
The key fits oddly. Get in!
This is not our car. Grand theft.
Unloved; her fearsome justice
These seats are not yours
White rental sedan
The key fits oddly. Get in!
This is not our car. Grand theft.
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
It's Woo Woo Guy and Jason
But who is the clown?
Tequila and juice
The world spins in booze fueled haze
But at 8 a.m.?
Grrr, says a drunk Murph
Kiss on the radio. Rock!
Ron's look says it: Dork
The four of us guys
No wives, no girlfriends, no kids
Just us guys. Oh, wait.
Zzzz says Dawn. Zzzz snore
Should we throw something at her?
No, just take a pic
No pics of Michelle
Or Brandye or the two kids
Fear not. We'll get you
It's Woo Woo Guy and Jason
But who is the clown?
Tequila and juice
The world spins in booze fueled haze
But at 8 a.m.?
Grrr, says a drunk Murph
Kiss on the radio. Rock!
Ron's look says it: Dork
The four of us guys
No wives, no girlfriends, no kids
Just us guys. Oh, wait.
Zzzz says Dawn. Zzzz snore
Should we throw something at her?
No, just take a pic
No pics of Michelle
Or Brandye or the two kids
Fear not. We'll get you
3 comments:
I had to fight back the tears. I do think changing "Seat Nazi" to "Ticket Nazi" to fit your Haiku was cheating, but the rest was so frigging funny we'll let that slide.
Wasn't she called Ticket Nazi though? I could've sworn...
Ahhhh ... but not this year ... not this year.
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