OK, minor outbreak, but as long as we all stay calm and take precautions, it should be OK.
All we need to do is get some masks. Now, the Ammex N95 mask seems like a pretty good deal at $11.50 for a box of 20. And it filters 95% of all particulates that are .03 microns or bigger. And as we all know from high school biology, that should be fine. Should I just order a case?
Here's where we can get some biohazard waste bags, and I think we can all chip in for a portable incinerator. I'm not sure that'll fit in the car, but it's a decent sized SUV, so we'll see.
See? Problem solved?
And if all else fails, we just hire a private nurse. I suggest this one -- she looks like a expert in contagious pathogens.
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Duuuude ... you might need to rent a trailer to haul that incinerator...
It's so nice to have friends with a sense of humor.
The hazmat suits are a nice touch, maybe we could show up at a bar and pretend to be a Devo cover band? ALso, do they protect against the sun's harmful rays?
The UV rating will be high (at least 7 on a scale of 1-10) every day.
Dawn says "Don't forget the sunblock."
Also, Dawn says "Bring your A's hats, but leave the asshats at home."
Oh, and the 7-day forecast?
Saturday
86°F 57°F
Sunday
91°F 58°F
Monday
87°F 60°F
Tuesday
89°F 61°F
Wednesday
88°F 59°F
Thursday
87°F 58°F
Friday
84°F 57°F
Saturday
84°F 55°F
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