Dawn Will Cut That Bitch

Lovely Hohokam Stadium, home of the Cubs. Too bad Jason couldn't get us seats closer to the field.

The dumb bitches behind us who Dawn wanted to cut.

These are two of the three dumb bitches sitting behind us, yapping incessantly and making Giants fans ashamed. Bitches even tried recapping Game 6 of the 2002 Series. They did not believe Barry did steroids ("don't even mention steroids, I'm not gonna go there"). Mom and Brunette Sis said Blonde Sis was a drama queen, as they talked shit about her while she was up talking to guys at the top of the section, saying she just liked attention. Brunette Sis was the stupid Giants fan, who said that one more beer would make her wasted. Brunette Sis had a horrible two-ruffle, brown, rainbow, good-god-it-was-bad-in-the-'80s skirt with purple underwear that no one really wanted to see. And a muffin top. She also tried to feel up Dawn's ass. Dawn asked me if I had any razor blades on me. Sadly, I didn't.

The pregnant dumb bitch whose mom and sister were talking smack about behind her back.

Alfonso Soriano is still good.

Will is fascinated by the game.

Look! Up in the sky! Nolan sees Superman!

Mmmmmm, pie...

Woo Woo Guy in his natibe habitat. The honeys like Woo Woo Guy.