"Hello? Jerk Store? I'd like an order of Me, to go."This is Annoying Fat Guy, who was taking up our seats at the Cubs game. He was under the impression that seat 11 was the fourth one into the row. Steve politely asked him to use his "big-boy feet" to move. He finally moved once we convinced him we had tickets for the first seven seats in a row. He spent the rest of the game leaning against the outfield wall, being an asshat and talking about getting wasted. Examples of his asshattery: His plane got in late, but that was OK, because while still in Atlanta, he managed to drink the airport bar our of Johnny Walker Black, but managed not to be "shitfaced." He also dropped his beer and totally sprayed his buddy, and took a beer from a vendor and handed it down the row, but held it sideways so half the beer fell out. Asshat.
Jared Weaver thinks, "Thank god they test for steroids, but not meth."The fellas went to a night game in Peoria. Getting there was fun. After spending an hour in stop-and-go traffic, we finally came across the culprit: A Chevelle was broken down on the side of the road and every fucking person in the greater Phoenix metropolitan area was slowing down to watch as the tow truck picked it up. Traffic was smooth after that. Steve sold his extra seats to Friday's A's game to some meth dealer from Bakersfield, who called 20 minutes later upset that Steve didn't sell him the Giants-Rockies tickets he had promised. After a big runaround, Steve managed to convince him that (a) he didn't rip him off (b) the ad clearly said A's-D'backs, and (c) the tickets were that guy's problem now. Hmm, should be interesting to see who we're sitting next to tonight.
Chocolate-covered fruit on a stick. Hard to shoot, much like Sasquatch.This was the best pic I could get of the chocolate-covered strawberries on a stick. That was the exotic food of the night. Some fat little kid in front of us was going apeshit for them, and ran to the next section to buy one.
This doesn't even count the beer.The gals, meanwhile, drank us out of house and home and watched "Grey's Anatomy."
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We also watched "The Office" and a new show..... "October Road"..... :) TV watching is thirsty work and, well, beer is goooooooood.....
Chocolate covered fruit on a stick? What's the point of going apeshit for that? If it was deep-fried then maybe, just maybe, it'd be worth running one section over to buy one.
Hey, check my blog for a possible defense against the fat guy at your next cubs game. It's really for airplane seats, but maybe they sell them for sporting games too. http://testingtfv.blogspot.com/2007/03/used-my-inflatable-airline-seat.html --TFV
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